(US Made) 4.5" Empire Glassworks Taupe Phallus Spoon Pipe – P1681

MSRP: $69.99
Wholesale: $35.00
You save $34.99
SKU:
P1681
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Description

Why Retailers Stock It
Handcrafted in the USA, the Small Taupe Phallus Spoon is a compact novelty that sells on sight. Its sculpted, glossy form reads like functional art, so it draws eyes in the case and gives staff an easy conversation starter. At just 4.5", it takes minimal shelf space yet supports premium, gift-friendly pricing—ideal for boutique counters and smoke-shop showcases that need quick-moving case candy.

MSRP: $69.99 per unit

Key Features & Specs

  • Brand: Empire Glassworks (US made)
  • Style: Taupe phallus-themed spoon pipe with glossy finish
  • Approximate Size: 4.5"
  • Approximate Weight: 135 g
  • Material: Glass
  • SKU: P1681
  • Purchase Option: 1 Count

Wholesale Perks

  • Shelf-ready novelty that converts browsers and lifts AOV
  • Fast California shipping; wholesale-only distributor
  • Simple $100 order minimum for easy top-offs

Display Tips
Position one unit on a small mirrored riser so the sculpted contours and glossy surface pop under case lighting. Group with other US-made Empire Glassworks novelties to create a playful vignette that encourages add-on purchases near the register.

Care
Recommend routine cleaning to keep airflow clear and shine intact. A specialty glass cleaner like Formula 420 offers a quick alternative to isopropyl alcohol; rinse thoroughly and dry before reuse.

Stock up today and keep your shelves ready for demand.

Extra Information

Size:
4.5"
Weight:
135g
Style:
Spoon
Features:
US Made

Shipping & Delivery

Shipping & Delivery

ETA: Most orders arrive in 3–8 business days (business days only)
Processing: Ships in 2 business days or less from CA
Free Ship: $750+ (AK/HI, COD & expedited excluded)
UPS Ground time-in-transit map from California origin
Guide only. Transit times are business days and not guaranteed; holidays and weather can add time.
Where & how we ship

UPS Ground to the 50 U.S. states. Orders typically leave our CA warehouse within 2 business days or less.

Rates & thresholds
  • Orders $750+ ship free (AK/HI, COD & expedited services excluded).
  • Under $750: weight-based rates shown in cart/checkout.
  • Expedited options (when available) are offered at checkout but are not eligible for free shipping.
  • UPS rounds up to the next full pound.
  • See full Free Shipping & Sale Info for exclusions and any limited-time sale details.
Returns & claims
  • 30-Day Returns: New/unused. We cover return freight if it was our mistake; restocking may apply over $500 or for careless repack.
  • Damages: Report within 14 days of delivery with photos, your invoice #, and the product code to claims@spswholesale.com.
  • Missing/Pack errors: Tell us within 2 days of delivery; we record pack-out video to resolve quickly.
Peak-season planning

See our current Holiday Order-By Dates & UPS Transit Map.

Quick Answers

Do I have to be a business to order?

Yes. We sell wholesale to businesses. A tax ID / reseller permit may be required in certain states.

Do you offer drop-shipping?

Yes. We support drop-ship fulfillment through our dropshipping program (powered by Crowdship), so orders can ship directly from our warehouse to your customers. Learn how our dropshipping program works.

Do you ship internationally?

Not directly. We currently ship UPS Ground within the 50 U.S. states.

Estimates are based on typical handling times and UPS Ground guidance. Transit is measured in business days and is not guaranteed. Check carrier holiday schedules for non-operational days.